A male colleague recently asked me, “How do I get sexting usernames for slutty girls?”

Appalled at the use of such a derogatory term, I told him that unless he was some sort of sext god, there was no way in hell he was going to get any sexting usernames from me. Really, in what day and age does he live in?  Girls are more sexually positive than they used to be, is this a crime? Who would want to dirty chat with him on the phone with that kind of attitude, “slut” or not?

No one I know, that is for sure.

Turning things around,  I decided to get my own brand of revenge and asked him, have you been having trouble getting it up lately? Are you alone on a Saturday night? Have you had to resort to porn in order to masturbate?  You really should try sex education courses, you need some practice!

He looked at me with sad eyes and I knew that he was saying in his own way, “sorry, bad choice of words.” I caved and gave him sexting usernames from my colleagues on Arousr.  They text back!

Yes, guys saying can I have some slut’s number is not a good thing and will not get you a date anytime soon.

In fact, you should never say that ever, especially to another girl. Girl power says, we can use that term to describe someone we do not like but men can never use it.  Also, never use the following terms:  bitch, whore or skank!  If you really want to get a girl’s number, just ask her politely. Using her real name is a good start.

PS. I have decided that this slut is never going to be giving my friend my number, he ain’t worth it!