10 Things You should Never To Say to your Sexting Buddies

The next time you are ready to hook up with one of your sexting buddies, partner or flirting fuck buddy (however you prefer to call them) and have some hot and steamy phone sex, make sure that you avoid using some of these lines in order to keep things boiling rather than instantly make it come to an end. Sexting buddies are rather fickle partners because they can simply hang up and find someone else to sext with.

Remember, it does not matter whether it is with your girl or boyfriend, or a new person you met on the net, there are phrases that can turn any off in seconds.

Top Ten Turn-Offs:

1.”Sorry, my mom was on the other line.”

People, this is a big NO NO!  No matter whom you are talking to on the other line while sexting with your partner, you are never supposed to admit to it, especially if it is your mom for heaven’s sake!

2. “Just dropped the phone in the toilet.”

Why in the world would you be sitting on the toilet with an open lid in the first place? The only reason would be to take a dump, which is not the thing to do while you are sexting.
3. “The cat laid in my lap”

Unless you are some crazy freak, you don’t want to ever let anyone know your pets are in the same room with you while having sex.  It’s just freaky and may get them thinking about some weird fetish you might have.  Keep them in their cage in the other room!

4. “I’ll be back in a second, the girl next door brought me some cookies”

Unless are ready to get your partner to hang up in an instant, this phrase is definitely to be avoided.

5.”I can’t find my condom”

Why would you need a condom to have phone sex, unless you were banging someone else during the conversation.

6.” My groin is itchy”
Go wash yourself, or go to a doctor! This is definitely something that will get people thinking. Either you are dirty or have some kind of disease! Dude!

7. “Can I masturbate while you pee” Ok, yes there are people who have underarm fetish phone sex, and peeing ones too, but most people become turned off with anything that has the combination of bathroom and sex together.

8. “I forgot to shave my legs”
Just the thought of big Yeti legs on a girl is a turnoff in itself, not to mention talking about it while in the middle of some steamy sexting.

9. “Oh nothing, just Grandma Shares a room with me”
Why on earth would you want to have some freaky neck fetish phone sex while your old lady is in the room? Geez! Think about it…

10. “The dog is licking my head”
 Ok, so things can get totally misinterpreted, especially if you are not seeing what the other person is doing. So please watch what you say because they can have a double meaning!